To the editor:

So I’m filling up my gas guzzler the other day when this thought comes to me: Why doesn’t President Obama quit kissing oil-producing posteriors all over the world and stay home to kick a few oil-gouging posteriors here?

You know who I mean — every oil producer who drops prices a penny a gallon for 10 days, then raises prices 20 cents overnight.

But what the heck? All us old geezers living on Social Security can well afford it. If not, why are we not getting that pitifully small cost-of-living increase this year? Just wondering.

Harvey Meyer

Green Park